There’s a certain joy in giving Rude Chocolate Bars — the kind of joy that arrives when your colleague peels back the wrapper and bursts into laughter, half in shock, half in admiration. Yes, they’ve read the wrapper correctly. No, we won’t print what it says here — but you’ll be able to work it out. And so will everyone else. That’s the fun.

What are Rude Chocolate Bars, exactly?

We’re not talking about chocolate in the shape of anything questionable (calm down, Colin from accounts). These are high-quality milk chocolate bars, weighing in at a generous 90g each, lovingly wrapped in cheeky packaging that says all the things you probably shouldn’t — but secretly want to.

• Each box contains 24 bars of solid milk chocolate.
• Perfectly sized at 90g per bar — no stingy slivers here.
• Incredible value at just £29.49 Ex VAT for the full box.

That’s just over a quid per bar for a Secret Santa gift that’ll get more laughs than a novelty mug, and is actually edible. Go figure.

Secret Santa Gifts Just Got Funnier

You know the drill. Office Secret Santa. Ten-pound limit. Some poor soul ends up with yet another stress ball. Not this year. Not on your watch. Our Rude Chocolate Bars are ideal for injecting a dose of mischief into the season of goodwill without breaching the HR handbook.

They’re safe for workplace banter, but still cheeky enough to raise an eyebrow (and a grin). Think of them as the edible equivalent of that one friend who always finds the funny side — even during budget meetings or enforced festive karaoke.

Not Just for Workmates

These bars aren’t picky. They’ll happily be handed to a mate who needs cheering up, a brother-in-law with the sense of humour of a 14-year-old (in the best way), or that one friend who hosts the Christmas party and always needs to be topped. Keep a box at home and you’ll never be caught short when someone turns up with a gift and you’ve forgotten to buy one back.

Fast-Moving, Always in Demand

They’re not just funny. They’re fast sellers. Our customers buy these in chocolates in bulk — and often return for more once they realise how quickly they shift. Whether you’re a company looking to bulk-buy gifts that don’t break the budget, or a seller offering cheeky stocking fillers online, these Rude Chocolate Bars are an easy win. They’re funny. They’re affordable. And they taste like proper chocolate should.

Make Them Laugh, Then Watch Them Munch

There’s no greater combination than humour and chocolate — unless it’s humour, chocolate, and value. And at just over £1 a bar, there’s really no excuse to miss the mark this Christmas. One box, 24 laughs, and the smug satisfaction of being the best Secret Santa in the building.

Ready to cause a stir for all the right reasons? Stock up on Rude Chocolate Bars and let the wrappers do the talking.