This was a chocolate you *thumped* open. Not unwrapped. Not nibbled delicately. You whacked it on the table like it owed you money and watched it fall apart into perfect orange-slice segments. Each piece a bite of creamy, citrus-kissed joy—a flavour so deeply lodged in the collective memory of the nation, it might as well be part of the national curriculum.

It sat under Christmas trees and on office desks, was handed out by managers trying to appear human, and found its way into just-wrapped dressing gowns and “one for the road” gift bags. It was a reward, a thank you, a “you’ve done alright this year”. It was never extravagant. But always—always—spot on.

So go on. Get one. For someone who deserves it. Or just for yourself, because honestly, you do. Terry’s Chocolate Orange isn’t old-fashioned. It’s timeless. And the best things never need improving. They just need remembering.